I just read this on www.messynessychic.com and thought it too good not to share.
How nice of her but I couple of things hit me straight between the eyes. How to "gut straight white girl wasted" OK "gut" is supposed to be"got" but I have never heard the expression "straight white girl wasted". Do straight white girls get differently wasted to lesbian black girls? I quite like the expression and it is a pity I am no longer a "girl". I would love to be able to drop into a conversation - "Hells Bells, I was seriously straight white girl wasted last night". Not really age appropriate anymore. I know there are so many words for getting drunk - inebriated, hammered, plastered,.wrecked, smashed, whacked, bombed, tanked, totalled, tipsy, buzzed, blasted, sloshed, annihilated, laced, juiced, slammed, trashed, loaded (want me to go on?) (There are apparently over 365 words for getting drunk).
Anyway back to the letter. I still write using small letters from time to time (trying to get out of the habit because I know it bothers many), but I was told never to trust someone who mixes their capitals and small letters in their handwriting - eg. "too broke to afford A cab". The most worrying thing however is that she has just graduated from university and cannot spell "thief". Deary me. At least she has a conscience and can remember where she stole the bicycle from.
Well done you drunk little theif you!!